And Where Did He Learn This?



Outside the window, a family of three slowly walks by: a dad, very pregnant mom, and their 3-year-old boy.

Me: Oh, look! It's Matthew and his parents. Look how big his mom is getting. She should be having that baby soon.

Dee, sitting beside me: OH MY GOD!!

Me: What?!

Dee: She's HUGE!!

Me: Well, she's going to have her baby soon.

Dee: Again?! (Pause) Those guys sure must have a lot of sex!

Comments

RHYTHM AND RHYME said…
Very good, trust children to come out with something.


Yvonne.
May 17, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Kathy said…
I snorted my coffee. At least the window was closed... wasn't it?
May 17, 2009 at 7:35 AM
darsden said…
LOL out of the mouths of babe's LOL
May 17, 2009 at 8:33 AM
Anonymous said…
Hahahaaaa! Delightful. :)
May 17, 2009 at 8:47 AM
Unknown said…
Out of the mouth of babes!!!

Left you something on my post today.
May 17, 2009 at 9:48 AM
Anonymous said…
LOL
well Dee is right, right?!
May 17, 2009 at 10:00 AM
JD at I Do Things said…
So much for the stork!
May 17, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Trina said…
hahaha It sounds like it may be time for Mr. Handsome to have "the talk."
May 17, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Pseudo said…
I remember thinking my parents did it 3 times cause there were 3 of us.
May 17, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Anonymous said…
LMBO.

Loved it. Those are the moments that make parenting worth all the crap!

heh heh
May 17, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Frogs in my formula said…
Seems like an obvious conclusion LMAO
May 17, 2009 at 12:52 PM
Lucy Filet said…
True that! I have four children (been pregnant 5 times). What does that say about me? :)
May 17, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Minka said…
Lucky you - so few things to explain!
May 17, 2009 at 2:28 PM
Sherry said…
I think this falls under the category of "calling it as you see it"!!!
May 17, 2009 at 5:04 PM
♥ Braja said…
Mouths of babes, surely the funniest comedy garage :)
May 17, 2009 at 7:05 PM
lisahgolden said…
Sounds like Dee's been hanging out with my kids. When I got pregnant with The Actor, the 4 year old Dancer told her daddy that he should've been wearing a condom. I guess she'd been paying attention to all that early 90's safe sex talk.
May 17, 2009 at 10:24 PM
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