Soothing My Savage Beasts With The Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder
I went shopping the other night and bought myself a new bra. Two, actually, since the second one was 50 per cent off and I am in desperate need of good bras. Let me just pre-empt your comments (and you know who you are) and let you know that, yes, I do have breasts large enough to fit a bra. No, not a training bra. Very funny. So what if my daughter is already bigger than me? Anyway, as I was saying, I bought myself two new bras. Maidenform, to be exact. I really like them. This is why: Yes, these are actually my breasts. My bras are push-up bras, and for you men out there, that means they are made in a special way so that when you stuff your breasties into it, the special bra formation squeezes the mammaries and pushes them upward so that -- voila! -- you can almost have the breasts of Dolly Parton without the back problem! These bras make your whole frontal scene a much more pleasant place to view, especially when you reach my age, and your frontal scene is more akin to this: I...