Holy Mackerel

I never thought I'd see the day when I'd cry tears as I watched an episode of The Celebrity Apprentice . I mean, who does that? I've cried over Donald Trump's freaking hair, but that's another story. I cry, that's who. I'm here to tell you that I cried last night. No, I'm not pregnant and, therefore, extremely hormonal and hence, overly emotional. However, I may be PMSing for the fourth time this month, so that may explain some of it. This is the real deal, people. I cried real tears of sadness. This was mostly the result of watching the latest episode of The Apprentice , where Dennis Rodman was planted as project manager, and we watched as he went into his downward spiral, which he has done before a couple of episodes ago, but this time, you saw in more detail the reason behind it. He's an alcoholic, and he's a sad man, and he needs help. And it makes me so sad, because here is this man who has the whole world in his hands, and could do anythi...