This Is How To Get Invited To All The Neighbourhood Parties
Warning: This post is not for the weak, or for those who are easily bothered by sexual innuendoes. Also, this post is not for you to read, Em. Go wash the dishes or something. Guys, remember our neighbour across the street who likes to clean out his garage every weekend ? Remember him? Remember how I thought he was kind of crazy and strange because that's what he'd do, starting every Friday, and repeating it Saturday and Sunday, as soon as the weather warmed up? Well, now he's pissed me off. He's no longer just weird and irritating. Now, he's bothersome, in a bad, bad way. Because, now, he vacuums his van at 7 a.m. on a Saturday. And if there's one thing that really pisses me off (and, in case you're thinking there's only one thing that pisses me off, there's definitely more than one, but I'm only focusing on this today because it's enough stress already, people) it's making unnecessary noise early in the morning on a weekend, when mos...