Slut's In Trouble
Slut needs our help, guys. She's in bad shape, and it's my duty to help her. Slut, if you don't already know, is my dearest friend, and I would do anything for her. Anything. I'd even have another transvaginal probe put up my Precious for her. Yes, that's how much I adore her. If you want to know more about Slut, you can find out here . She's as crazy as I am, if not more so, in fact. Although, of course, she'd disagree. She's like that -- disagreeable. But I still love her, because that's how I roll. She's also a blast at the restaurant, and in church. But Slut is in dire straits, and needs our advice. It's her eyebrows, guys. They're flaky. Her eyebrows have dandruff. Actually, her brows are not like that dude's. Not like that at all. They're more like No. 21 below, except when she's pissed, and then they're more like No. 22. And when she's constipated, they're more like No. 16 mixed with a little No. 27. I know....