Break The Bank or Break Your Penis? I Say Go For Broke
This is a public service announcement to all my male readers. I know there are at least four. It's time for me to give back to you, because that is my motto, "Give back", as you well know, and because if I'm not about giving back, I'm no better than a macaroni and cheese loaf sandwich on white bread. This is also not the kind of post you should be reading if you are under the age of 18 , or find anything at all offensive . Just warning you. This post is about the male genitalia in all its godforsaken glory. So, male readers, you know that appendage you have that we women do not have, and do not envy, desire, or think about, ever, unless it's completely covered? Yes, I'm talking about the penis. The penis is a lovely organ. The term "lovely", of course, is being used very loosely in this case. I will, however, admit that the flesh wand is indeed an amazing piece of machinery, full of little tricks up its sleeve. Just when you think you've se...