Porn In 3-D?! Wait 'Til Mr. Handsome Sees What He's Missing!
Because Mr. Handsome is no longer reading my blog, I feel entirely free to talk about this. In fact, even if he were still reading my blog, I'd probably end up talking about this, because it is THAT awesome. Yes, my friends, the moment I've been waiting for it finally here. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read that the world's first 3-D porn movie is being planned! OH.MY.GOD. Just think about it, people. The implications are enormous (pun intended, but only by mistake, because I only just noticed it). Apparently, the man responsible for Caligula , which I know all of you have on your shelves (wrapped up in a Teletubbies faux-cover) has decided to produce what he calls "the world's first 3-D pornographic production". Apparently, the recent success of Avatar has convinced Tinto Brass that the time is right. Really, there's not much difference between the two genres: save a world, pork a girl. What Avatar and porn realistically have in common, I...