Bleeccccch



I'm sick.

The end.

P.S. Sorry this is so short, but I think I'd rather projectile vomit into a toilet instead of all over my keyboard. As well, my head is exploding, and I'd much rather not have that all over the computer screen. I won't even get into the coughing fits and low-grade fever that's kept me on my knees for the past two days. The end, for realsies.

Comments

Unknown said…
poor thing.. didja slap your kids?? I hope you feel better soon!
April 2, 2009 at 7:39 AM
Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said…
I hope that you feel so much better soon Mary!! That stinks.....
Is that you in that picture????
Holy Mackerel you don't look like you feel well at all (sorry I couldn't resist)......
Take good care and........

Steady On
Reggie Girl
April 2, 2009 at 8:06 AM
Sultan said…
Ugh, I hope you feel better.
April 2, 2009 at 8:26 AM
Ash said…
Oh Mary - take care of yourself.

And thanks for not exploding on the screen.
April 2, 2009 at 9:20 AM
Cathy Winsby said…
Rest. Sleep. Get better. :)
April 2, 2009 at 9:44 AM
Unknown said…
Oh no Mary! Get better soon!
April 2, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Akum said…
Great picture!
April 2, 2009 at 10:44 AM
ShanaM said…
Ick
I sure hope you feel better.
April 2, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Debz said…
Ick. I just got to feeling better myself. Hope you get to feeling better soon cause you look like sh**. lol.
April 2, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Bon Don said…
Awww feel better Mary... that picture is so creepy! lol
April 2, 2009 at 1:38 PM
Dorsey said…
I'll be thinking of you! Hope you feel better soon.
April 2, 2009 at 1:50 PM
Jeanne Estridge said…
Poor baby -- feel better soon!
April 2, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! said…
Wow! You make it sound like being sick is so glamorous! Hee hee.

Hope you feel better soon.
April 2, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Stacy Uncorked said…
Oh poor thing! Hope you feel better soon!!
April 2, 2009 at 9:48 PM
Anonymous said…
oh dear, oh dear - I hope you get well right quick
April 2, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Frogs in my formula said…
Feel better! Good call on not projectile puking onto the keyboard. Ick.
April 2, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Teena in Toronto said…
Poor you :(

Get better soon!
April 2, 2009 at 10:31 PM
A New Yorker said…
Well isn't that a nice post for my first visit to your blog. ;) Hope you feel better soon.
April 2, 2009 at 10:56 PM
♥ Braja said…
so sorry to hear that, Mary...and trust me, i know how crappy it feels :))
April 3, 2009 at 1:42 AM
♥ Braja said…
so sorry to hear that, Mary...and trust me, i know how crappy it feels :))
April 3, 2009 at 1:43 AM
Anonymous said…
Aw geez....you look awful! Don't get out of bed anytime soon!
April 3, 2009 at 7:53 AM
kel said…
crud.. feel better girl!
April 3, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Kim said…
I'm in the same boat - sorry if I made you want to vomit again with that metaphor. I've spread it to everyone at the office too. Not too bright - now I can't call in sick on Monday!
April 3, 2009 at 3:33 PM
~*Jobthingy*~ said…
blech. feel better soon
April 3, 2009 at 3:38 PM
Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) Mommy said…
aw, so sorry to hear you are sick! Feel better soon!
April 3, 2009 at 4:03 PM
Country Mouse, City Mouse said…
Get better soon! The stress of the last few days has probably caught up with you.
April 3, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Fragrant Liar said…
Oh, man, that's rough. Hope you feel better soon.
April 3, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Stephanie said…
Oh Dear! Feel Better.
April 3, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Momisodes said…
Yikes. I'm so sorry. The sickies are the worst. Hope you feel better soon.
April 3, 2009 at 10:36 PM
Anonymous said…
The day I looked like that was February 12 and I stayed looking like that until March 23. Pneumonia.

Today? Well, I still look like that but that's just the way I look.
April 3, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said…
oh no! I hope you feel better soon!
April 3, 2009 at 11:36 PM
roy/elisabeth dean said…
Yuck! I hope that by the time you are reading this you are feeling MUCH better!
Try to get some good rest, drink plenty of fluids, and let the fam wait on you all weekend!
♥,Lilly
April 3, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Lidian said…
Hope you feel better soon, Mary!
April 4, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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