Shaving Is Not For The Weak

Dee, setting himself up for a bath and screaming down the stairs: Mommy!! What's all that hair in the bath? It's all over the place!

Me: I don't know.

Dee: Well, what do I do???

Me: Clean it out and throw it in the toilet.


Dee: But,what's it from?

Me: How should I know? Someone didn't clean out the tub.


Me: Oh...Sorry!

Dee: What?

Me: Umm, I think it might be from me shaving my legs during my bath.

Dee, Em, and Mr. Handsome, simultaneously: EWWWWW!!!!!!


Skye said…
LOL Mary, nope shaving certainly is not for the weak nor the faint of heart! :))
Holy Mackerel crappola now that's funny!!! Hey, my kiddo's would never clean up anything either hen they were little. I had a better chance of getting a whale up me bum than them actually lifting a finger to help. Usually their response was much the same as Dee's....."MOMMMMMMM".
Hey girl, Dee will get off the sheer trauma of the hair in the tub. No one ever said that a little therapy wouldn't come from childhood horror's right?
Hope the Easter Bunny is good to you and yours and......

Steady On
Reggie Girl
raino said…
sounds like a conversation that might happen in our house
dizzblnd said…
HA! Good thing it was only your legs you shaved!
Quirkyloon said…
Hahaha! Good one Mary! I lurve it!

I am a firm believer in emotionally torturing chilluns. It's the only sane way to parent.

LOL, I love what you've done to the mental state of the menfolk in your house today! :)
bernthis said…
Ewwww!!! God, they should see what is left over after I wash my hair.

also, did you send me your address so i can send you the Traumatize your child book? i can't find it.
I'm with Beth. Ewwwww!!!
dani c said…
I swear my legs are hairier than my husbands.
Michel said…
Holy Shit!!! Please tell me that picture was not the ACTUAL hair from your legs because (far be it from me to judge) but you MIGHT want to do that a bit more frequently!!

That was funny!
That's some kind of hairy legs!
Yaya said…
Dude! You get that much hair from leg shaving?!??!
Jaci said…
I must be the only sicko who read halfway through you post and figured you shaved your hoo-ha.

Not that I would be able to relate to a hairy bathtub after THAT. Uh-uh. Not. At. All. Good girls never do THAT.
Kathy said…
One of my personal signs of spring: me bringing out the old razor.

Once, when I was a teenager, the bathroom sink got clogged with hair. My brother opined it was from me washing my face. Hardee-har-har.

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