Keyword Searches Are Sometimes Really Weird And Dirty

I thought it might be hilariously joyous fun to fill everyone in on the types of searches people have been doing when they end up on this site. I don't quite understand a lot of it, but who am to question the gods of the Internet? No one, that's who.

Here we go:

1. mackerel: Pretty obvious, although this site has nothing whatsoever to do with fish, or the sport thereof.



2. blow spit bubbles: Ah yes, Brian, my first love, who despised me as I tried to win his love with saliva.


3. canadian tire bruce cockburn: Of course, where else would you find him?
   
4. shampoo brands from the early eighties: Someone wants to look like Farrah Fawcett.


5. ree drummond kids bikes: I have no idea, although I do love Ree and her site Confessions of a Pioneer Woman. Give her a shout out when you've got a sec!


6. what colour is the grinch: I'm still thinking chartreuse.


7. nanaimo weather: Not sure what the weather has to do with our little Nanaimo (she's a guinea pig, for god's sake), but whatever floats your boat.


8. spit bubbles: Why is someone even searching for information on spit bubbles?


9. aniston butt: Don't we all wish.


10. shoulder capsular distention: Ouch is my immediate reaction to that search.


11. nanaimo sluts: Now I'm getting upset. Our guinea pig is NOT a slut!


12. poop flush: Goes without saying.


13. nanaimo kung fu: The pig may be athletic and like jumping on top of the wooden house in the cage, but come on! She's just a baby. OK, just try and even imagine a guinea pig doing kung fu, like maybe on Gryphon, our standard poodle. I bet you can't stop laughing, or at least chortling a tiny bit.


14. udder cream for face: I thought I was the only weird one.


15. the problem with women is men: Again, nothing needs to be said here.


16. loop-2-loop belts: Couldn't tell you how that keyword got the person to this site. In fact, I don't even know what the hell loop-2-loop belts are! Anyone? Anyone?


17. where did the term holy mackerel come from: Now, that is a good question. Another good question is why do I say it all the time? And why did I use it to name my blog?


18. adrienne kress: Does anyone know who this is?


19. mark medaglia: Or this? Actually, I know who this is. I had a crush on him a few lifetimes ago. We played street tag for five hours straight one day. But why is his name in a search, and how did that search end up at my site? I find this extremely mysterious, and a little disturbing even. I lock all my doors, windows and clavicles now.


20. pornzapp pregnant: Okay then. You figure that one out, people. I give up.


21. toxic waste cross stitch: Funny, that's what we call our home much of the time.


22. does red lobster sell mackerel: Now that is a good question indeedy, because I love Red Lobster, and mackerel could be nummies with some garlic bread, a side salad and a nice pasta.
23. where can i find a nice man in canada: Now there's a question for which I have no answer. Please let me know when you find out. Again, just kidding, dearest husband of mine.
    

There, that's it for now. There were others, but I thought I'd spare you. You're welcome.