The Colour of the Grinch

A family was watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas", the original cartoon version we all know and love:

Girl 1: What colour is the Grinch, Daddy?

Dad: Well, he looks green.

Girl 2: He's not green, Daddy!

Girl 1: Yeah, he's not green, Daddy!

Dad: Sure he is. What colour would you say he is if he isn't green? He's green. He's always been green.

Girls 1 & 2: He's chartreuse, Daddy!

Dad, to his wife: What's chartreuse?


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