Yeah. Whatever.

Mr. Handsome, groping me around the waist: Oops, sorry. I didn't know your breast was that low.

Me: It's not my breast. It's my stomach...

Comments

georgie said…
hands you a frying pan and give him a good whack from me too!

TY for the bday wishes they made my day
blueviolet said…
Yep, a smack might be in order.
Shupe said…
that's when you grab his knee and say- wow, didn't know your balls were this low!
Lana said…
What perfect timing. Right before Christmas! Can we say DIAMONDS!?!?! ;)
kel said…
oh my gosh.. I laughed at loud at that.
MiMi said…
i know the feeling hun. Next time hit him where it hurts the most! :)
nikkicrumpet said…
ROFL...that is only funny because I know how that is!!! I can laugh at both or our pain!!!
CurvyGurl said…
Wow! Do they ever think before they speak?
Suburbia Steph said…
That's what my husband says to me when he grabs my knee....:(

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