Conversation with Dee while on our way to Toronto in the car:
Dee: Mommy, are you a virgin?
Me: *silence* Uhhh, wellllll, what do you think that means?
Meanwhile, in the back seat, Em is screaming, "This is TOTALLY inappropriate!!"
Dee: If you're a virgin, it means you don't have a mate.
Me: Well then, I guess I'm not a virgin. Right?
Dee: Yeah. (pause) I know Em is though.
Another pause, then ...
Dee: You know what? I LOVE that show Franny's Pants!