A Study In Dichotomy

Conversation with Dee while on our way to Toronto in the car:

Dee: Mommy, are you a virgin?

Me:Wwwwwhhat??

Dee: Are.You.A.Virgin?

Me: *silence* Uhhh, wellllll, what do you think that means?

Meanwhile, in the back seat, Em is screaming, "This is TOTALLY inappropriate!!"

Dee: If you're a virgin, it means you don't have a mate.

Me: Well then, I guess I'm not a virgin. Right?

Dee: Yeah. (pause) I know Em is though.

Em: INAPPROPRIATE!

Another pause, then ...

Dee: You know what? I LOVE that show Franny's Pants!

Comments

Anonymous said…
LOL
perfect! You just never know what they will say.
February 18, 2010 at 2:26 PM
ReformingGeek said…
Thanks. I always learn something about poop, puke, or .....er...virgins here.
February 18, 2010 at 3:50 PM
RHYTHM AND RHYME said…
Kids say the funniest things mine came out with some classic's in their time but I think Dee beats the lot. Bless him.

Yvonne.
February 18, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Unknown said…
lololol tooo funny Mary...omgosh i LOVE 'out of the mouths of babes'
February 18, 2010 at 5:10 PM
Anything Fits A Naked Man said…
CLASSIC!!! Love it!! Thanks for sharing!
February 18, 2010 at 5:16 PM
Rachel said…
LOL! That is awesome. . . I love car conversations.

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Click on "Edit Pages" and it should walk you through the process from there. Let me know if it works (or doesn't!).
February 18, 2010 at 5:29 PM
Rachel said…
HILARIOUS!! I love the things they say.
February 18, 2010 at 5:41 PM
MsDarkstar said…
I LOVE the mental image of Em in the back saying "INAPPROPRIATE!!" *giggle
February 18, 2010 at 8:08 PM
WarsawMommy said…
So, newly-divorced people are virgins, I guess, huh?

Very INNeresting, as my son would say.
February 19, 2010 at 8:59 AM
Mariah said…
I love these kinds of talks, so innocent!
February 19, 2010 at 2:32 PM
Stephanie said…
Ha ha ha. You just never know what they will come up with!
February 19, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Kristen Andrews said…
that is pretty funny, kids do say the darnest things
February 19, 2010 at 5:02 PM
♥ Braja said…
Awkward moments? Nah....
:)
February 19, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Unknown said…
LOL, glad that was asked of you and not moi!
February 21, 2010 at 9:44 AM
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