A Study In Dichotomy

Conversation with Dee while on our way to Toronto in the car:

Dee: Mommy, are you a virgin?


Dee: Are.You.A.Virgin?

Me: *silence* Uhhh, wellllll, what do you think that means?

Meanwhile, in the back seat, Em is screaming, "This is TOTALLY inappropriate!!"

Dee: If you're a virgin, it means you don't have a mate.

Me: Well then, I guess I'm not a virgin. Right?

Dee: Yeah. (pause) I know Em is though.


Another pause, then ...

Dee: You know what? I LOVE that show Franny's Pants!


Anonymous said…
perfect! You just never know what they will say.
ReformingGeek said…
Thanks. I always learn something about poop, puke, or .....er...virgins here.
Kids say the funniest things mine came out with some classic's in their time but I think Dee beats the lot. Bless him.

♥Georgie♥ said…
lololol tooo funny Mary...omgosh i LOVE 'out of the mouths of babes'
CLASSIC!!! Love it!! Thanks for sharing!
Rachel said…
LOL! That is awesome. . . I love car conversations.

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Rachel said…
HILARIOUS!! I love the things they say.
MsDarkstar said…
I LOVE the mental image of Em in the back saying "INAPPROPRIATE!!" *giggle
WarsawMommy said…
So, newly-divorced people are virgins, I guess, huh?

Very INNeresting, as my son would say.
Mariah said…
I love these kinds of talks, so innocent!
ModernMom said…
Ha ha ha. You just never know what they will come up with!
Kristen Andrews said…
that is pretty funny, kids do say the darnest things
♥ Braja said…
Awkward moments? Nah....
Gaston Studio said…
LOL, glad that was asked of you and not moi!

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