Too Funny For Words

Dennis: "I know what fusion is!"
Me: "But do you know what fission is?"
Dennis (rolling his eyes): "Yes!"
Me: "OK, what is it?"
Dennis: "It's when you throw a rod in the water and pull out a fish or seaweed!"


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