Mr. Handsome, while brushing his teeth:
You know, I keep forgetting.
Me: What?
Thursday, November 25, 2010
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3 comments:
HA!
Nice, Mary, nice.
;-)
Word ver: replard
OMGosh LOL you crack me up mary!
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