Me: Holy crap!
Mr. Handsome: What?
Me: I'm reading all about sweat glands here, and I just found out something I probably would rather not know.
Mr. Handsome: *Silence*
Me: Hello? Did you hear what I said?
Mr. Handsome: Yes. I'm just not sure I want to hear this.
Me: Oh, you do...
Mr. Handsome: *Long pause* Okay.
Me: Did you know that the milk my breasts make are actually sweat glands???!!! How cool is that?!
Mr. Handsome: Like I said, I didn't want to hear this.