Sweaty boobs

Me: Holy crap!

Mr. Handsome: What?

Me: I'm reading all about sweat glands here, and I just found out something I probably would rather not know.

Mr. Handsome: *Silence*

Me: Hello? Did you hear what I said?

Mr. Handsome: Yes. I'm just not sure I want to hear this.

Me: Oh, you do...

Mr. Handsome: *Long pause* Okay.

Me: Did you know that the milk my breasts make are actually sweat glands???!!! How cool is that?!

Mr. Handsome: Like I said, I didn't want to hear this.


Lisa said…
Now that puts it in a whole new light!
ReformingGeek said…
Lovely to know. Lovely.

Maybe that is why I don't have boobies. I've sweated them away.
meleah rebeccah said…
I like learning something new every day. But I could have done without that information! {just kidding}
Mmmmm, I'd love to see that incorporated into a Calvin Klein billboard. Sweaty mammary boobies...sexy.

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