As if I needed any extra help in realizing the realities of my situation, Mr. Handsome recently decided to make things clearer for me.
Me: You know, I am finally seeing a big difference in my strength. It took long enough, didn't it, for my work-outs to make a difference?
Mr. Handsome: Not really.
Me: What do you mean, "Not really"??? Sure it did.
Mr. Handsome: What I mean is that you forget that you've been out of shape longer than most of your classmates have been alive.
Touche, dear, touche.