Mr. Handsome Is Trilingual

Me, with a mouthful of potato chips in my gaping maw: Do you want any? Except, it comes out, Boo awu wananay?

Mr. Handsome: What?

Me: Boo awe wnanaay?

Mr. Handsome: No thanks.

Me: How didoo unnerta da? Translation: How did you understand that?

Mr. Handsome: I'm trilingual. English, French, and Chip-Face.