Ugh

Have not been able to post.

Too sick.

Will write again when can keep head up for more than 10 seconds.

Please send chicken soup ... and Kleenex.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Dang girl. Hope you get better soon!
December 21, 2009 at 5:06 PM
ReformingGeek said…
Yeah. What she said.

I'm sorry you are ill. ;-(
December 21, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Ash said…
Sorry!!!

How about some Vick's VapoRub? Seriously, on your chest and on your feet with heavy socks.
December 21, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Aunt Juicebox said…
Aw. Hope you feel better soon!
December 21, 2009 at 7:48 PM
Wander to the Wayside said…
Mary, no offense intended, but you're a f***ing mess. Seriously. There can't be anyone else on earth who is sick as often as you are. You need to contact the Guinnes Book of World Records.
December 21, 2009 at 8:30 PM
Greener Bangalore said…
Oh!! Sorry! Wish you a fast recovery Holy....
December 21, 2009 at 11:38 PM
RHYTHM AND RHYME said…
Hope you recover soon.

Yvonne.
December 23, 2009 at 6:30 AM
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