Iraq Is Dead

I just finished telling Gryphon he had breath that could kill all of Iraq and that he needed some breath mints badly.

The dog then belched at me and walked away.



As usual, I lose.

Comments

THE DAILY GRIPE said…
He's so darn cute that his cuteness overrides the breath issue! Hahaha! I can say that since I'm separated from the actual breath waft by a computer screen.
March 7, 2009 at 7:37 PM
septembermom said…
I'm glad that I stopped by after visiting Kim's blog! That picture is priceless. Such a funny line about the dog belching :) He got in the last "word".
March 7, 2009 at 7:51 PM
Lana@The Kids Did WHAT?! said…
You know when you have had a really crappy week, and to top off the week you have an exceptionally emotional day? Then you cry because you're so friggin overwhelemed? Then you come to a post like this and laugh your a$$ off? Thank you. I sooo needed that. Very funny!!
March 7, 2009 at 8:04 PM
roy/elisabeth dean said…
He doesn't LOOK at all like he could have bad breath!

My ADHD pug has trouble staying out of the litter box when she wants a snack....that THAT breath could really kill Iraq!

I love that he burped and walked away....is he by any chance a teenager in dog years?

Glad you found something to blog about~ we all needed a laugh!
♥,Lilly
March 7, 2009 at 9:14 PM
shrink on the couch said…
That is the most adorable dog, belching or no.
March 7, 2009 at 11:04 PM
KatieSaysSo said…
Oh my goodness he is so dang cute though!!!! I am in love with him!!!!! haha!!
March 7, 2009 at 11:27 PM
Kristen Andrews said…
that is just too funny! I bet my greyhound has worse breath and to top it off, he has been farting us out of the living room all night!
March 7, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Minka said…
Great pic, a cute post... but... where's the "follow"link?
March 8, 2009 at 3:04 AM
Scary Mommy said…
LOL, he sounds like a man.
March 8, 2009 at 6:55 AM
ShanaM said…
Oh, my God, you are funny!!
Well, your dog is funny too!!!!!!
March 8, 2009 at 9:24 AM
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