Shopper of the Year Award


My husband gets Shopper of the Year Award, which looks something like this:




 You might be asking yourself, 'Why? Why does HE get the Shopper of the Year Award? What makes HIM so damn special?'

OK. You asked...



As usual, click on the picture to make it bigger. I really need to work on fixing this problem...





Yeah. That's why.

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Anonymous said…
oh so you have new pets? Congrats. I'd give him that award too:-)
August 20, 2010 at 8:23 PM
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